THE MENU CANNIBAL LEOPARD CROCODILE POLITICIAN CONVERSATION

L: Why hack Guam?
C: They hack me if not hack Guam.
L: Hack them instead.
C: They hack more.
L: Want me hack them?
C: No!
L: Why not?
C: They will hack me.
L: We eat our hackers, fatten them first.
C: We too.
L: Whistleblowers too?
C: No, kill first, eat later.
L: Criminals?
C: Enslave.
L: Nonhacker traitors? Fatten.
C: Retards? Enslave, or fatten if necessary.