XI TILLERSON DIALOGUE

T: If you don't stop exercising exclusive control over the South China Sea, we'll bomb our factories in China."

 

X: Knock yourself out. Oh, by the way, we will reduce California to dust. The Chinese people have long wanted to eliminate this degenerate Western cess pool. This also solves your domestic secession problem, at the same time. You should thank us for this.

T: Oh... Do I think of it as a kind of Taiwan?

X: Just think of it as a good One State Solution.