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Wednesday, May 23, 2018

TRUMP BOMBING DIALOGUE

Trump: Bomb North Korea, and bomb China too, for good measure.

Trump Military Advisor: We Can't bomb China, because they make all our stuff.

Trump: OK, bomb North Korea, then Bomb Syria, and bomb Russia too, for good measure instead of China!

Trump Military Advisor: We can't bomb Russia because they will bomb us harder, and because they buffer us from China!

Trump: OK. Then bomb the hell out of the Middle East!

Trump Military Advisor: We get a lot of oil from there.

Trump: OK. Then bomb Africa!

Trump Military Advisor: Why?

Trump: I have to bomb something!

Trump Military Advisor: OK. How about Mexico, or South America instead?

Trump: Fine. Africa, Mexico, or South America!

Trump Military Advisor: Thank you, sir!



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