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Tuesday, May 8, 2018

PUTIN FOREIGN MINISTER LUNCH THE MENU

Putin: Laugh, cough, choke, laugh, cough, choke, ...

Foreign Minister: (Laughing) You OK?

Putin: Yes! I see why they watch SNL!

Foreign Minister: Should we invite Stormy over for a visit?

Putin: Laughs, coughs, chokes, laughs, chokes, coughs.

Foreign Minister: (Laughing) You didn't answer, comrade.

Putin: After lunch!

Foreign Minister: We can put her in with Snowden!

Putin: Roars.

Foreign Minister: Or Comey! Ha Ha Ha!

Putin: Or Snowden in with Comey!

Both laugh heartily.


("What's the difference between the FBI director and Mr. Snowden?" Russian President Vladimir Putin asked Thursday during his yearly live call-in show, saying that he would offer political asylum to fired FBI head James Comey in the same way Russia has sheltered former NSA contractor Edward Snowden .)


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