SNL Regular: So, you want to do comedy?
Coal Miner (black face; should be played by negro cast member...suggestively): (Coughs convulsively for a long while. A huge amount of black goop pours out from behind his hand.) Yea, got to eat. No more work.
SNL R: Sure!
Miner: (Coughing like dying. More goop.) Have any food?
SNL R: Here (passing a plate, handed to him by a black cast member, heaped with something brown). They're passing it around in back.
Miner: (Looking starved.) What is it?
SNL R: Possum. Trump Steak! (laughing hard) Alec Baldwin eats it. Food stamps, only way to get it!
Miner: (Rolls down off his chair.) Don't you even have squirrel?
SNL R: Only on Tuesdays.
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