Putin: (choking with laughter) Xi really has em going! Bad Kim, then Good Kim, then Bad Kim!
Putin Aide: (Ready to burst with mirth) He's getting more out of this than we got out of their stupid election!
Putin: That's the only thing that makes me a little miffed! I hate to be upstaged screwing with the Yankees!
(Both roar.)
Just keep sending Chinese peasants who cross our border to the Siberian work camps!
(Both roar again.)
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