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Friday, November 16, 2018

CHIMP HUMAN RIGHTS POLITICS DIALOGUE STAGE PLAY SHORT EXCERPT

THE CHARACTERS ALL WEAR BLACK MONKEY FACE MASKS AND BLACK BODY LEOTARDS. THE ACTORS CAN BE ANY RACE. FEMALES WILL BE DISTINGUISHABLE FROM MALES WITHOUT REFERENCE TO FACIAL FEATURES AS SUCH, BUT FEMALES SHOULD BE DISTINGUISHED FACIALLY BY SAY ONLY RED LIPS, VERSUS SAY WHITE LIPS FOR MALES. THERE COULD ALSO BE SAY RED OR PURPLE BREASTS AND OR BUTTS, AS DISTINGUISHING FEATURES OF BODIES, HIGHLIGHTED BY TIGHTS.
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Female 1: (Foraging) I hate her too!
Female 2: (Foraging) He's an idiot!
Male 1(Enters): What's up?
Female 3 (walks out, foraging, bending over and picking at tiny things on the ground and putting them to her mouth.)
Females: Nothing!
(Male 1 goes over and starts to hump F 3.)
Female 3: Not now!
Females 1, 2: (Laughter.) You go girl!
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This post is dedicated to Magyn Kelly.

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