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Sunday, December 11, 2016

ALTERNATIVE TO UBER FOR PRIMATES OF PARK AVENUE THE UNTER

Coolie single seat sidewalk rickshaws. Just call them Unters. Short trips. To go farther, you hail another. You pay them almost nothing.

Primate dialogue:
Hillary: "How'd you get there?"
Rachel: "I called an Unter."
Hillary: "Why didn't you ask Harold to drive you? That's his job."
Rachel: "I get tired of Harold. It's only 4 blocks."

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