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Wednesday, September 2, 2020

THE DOG RETURNS TO ITS VOMIT AND PUKE PROJECTION

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NYT DIM QUESTIONS I SEE THE MALEVOLENT HAND OF KRUGMAN IN THESE GEMS

My answers:

Are the polls tightening?
Answer: Tight Puke.

Aren’t the polls wrong anyway?
Answer: Sour Puke.

Why hasn’t Biden been doing more?
Answer: Puke plus constipation.

What if Trump throws the results into chaos?
Answer: Puke hurled across a room, hurled globally.

How is it still two months away?
Answer: Return Puke.

I had a cat that could puke a solid three feet out in front of him in the air. It was like a rocket. He could hit a target. He was an inspiration.

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