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NYT DIM QUESTIONS I SEE THE MALEVOLENT HAND OF KRUGMAN IN THESE GEMS
My answers:
Are the polls tightening?
Answer: Tight Puke.
Aren’t the polls wrong anyway?
Answer: Sour Puke.
Why hasn’t Biden been doing more?
Answer: Puke plus constipation.
What if Trump throws the results into chaos?
Answer: Puke hurled across a room, hurled globally.
How is it still two months away?
Answer: Return Puke.
I had a cat that could puke a solid three feet out in front of him in the air. It was like a rocket. He could hit a target. He was an inspiration.
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