THE CALIFORNIANS

Saturday, June 9, 2018

TRUMP WANTS TO MAKE CHINA G 8 THE CALIFORNIANS DIALOGUE

Think about it.

Smart shopping.

See what Leonhardt and co said, just the other day, about China queering international organizational initiatives.

Both, Trump and NYT, so called very smart Western, Californian, Enlightenment, points of view...

The Californians:
(Gavin, kissing Afrk's butt.)
Sturt: Gavin, watr u dun hr?
Gavin: Cum t fix ur puul sown cystern!
Strt: Goutuhir, Gavin!
Gavin: Tanks Sturt!

Where is Barry Blitt when you need him?

Sunday, June 17, 2018

THE CALIFORNIANS TESLA LA DIALOGUE

Stuart: What happened, Devin?

Devin: Number one, I was on Santa Monica Boulevard!

Stuart: What's number two?

Devin: I was driving a Tesla!

Stuart: you're an idiot, Devin!

Devin: You're right, for a change, Strt!
Stuart: Bout what?
Devin: I was on Santa Monica Boulevard.

Stuart: Where's the dry California white wine?

(This is what happened to my husband and his car today. No accident,out of the blue, in traffic on Santa Monica Blvd. Thank you to the kind couple who flagged him down and told him to pull over. And thank god my three little girls weren’t in the car with him.)

Sunday, July 29, 2018

SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE II

Stuart: How dyu tellim to get thare?

Devin: I toldim take th freewaaaay over to Sunset, turn left a Vine an keep goin til he sees it.

Stuart: That's not th waaay to the liquor store Devin! 

Thers a wilefir ova thea!

Devin: I know! He desurvs it! He's ouar prodeucaur! 

Mebee he can jump ina heated pool wi u gud soun systm, th faerie queen!

Monday, July 30, 2018

SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE V

Stewart: Th soun system fixed roun th pool, Devin?

Devin: Yes, Sturt! Sowns great!

Stewart: I herd th fire's close to LA.

Devin: Les jes getinthcar an drive!

Stewart: Whare?

Devin: North! San Francisco!

Stewart: What route?
Devin: We jes jerk th wheel when we think ther's danger!
Stewart: Deal!

SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE IV

Stewart: Wi'r u warin uh kilt, Devin?
Devin: Thay sey its coulur, fur th crowin jowls.
Stewart: Ware yu groin?
Devin: Gotta git sommor cold fruit salud!
Stewart: Don ask me howtu git thar. Fires everwheare!
Devin: Iwon, asshole!
Stewart: Ben ice no win ya.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE III

Stuart (gender undetermined): Why'd yu tell im dat, Devin?
He's gonna be fried ur boild!
Devin: I culdn't hep it, Stewwart!
Stuart: Ok Devin, yur reeeetardardedd!
Devin: I kno I no. Humeans kno win dey retroarded.

Dish pose deadcatated tu Adumb Sandnurd.

NL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE

Stuart: Sheriff jus called. We lost her!
Devin: Hoaw, Sturt, haow?
Stuart: Took a rong tuurn!
Devin: Goin for mayonnaise!