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Monday, July 30, 2018

SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE V

Stewart: Th soun system fixed roun th pool, Devin?
Devin: Yes, Sturt! Sowns great!
Stewart: I herd th fire's close to LA.
Devin: Les jes getinthcar an drive!
Stewart: Whare?
Devin: North! San Francisco!
Stewart: What route?
Devin: We jes jerk th wheel when we think ther's danger!
Stewart: Deal!


SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE



Sunday, July 29, 2018

SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE II


SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE IV


Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Sunday, June 17, 2018

THE CALIFORNIANS TESLA LA DIALOGUE


Wednesday, June 26, 2019

MARIO SAVIO VOXIO'S CALISIPPIANS

SNL THE CALIFORNIANS WILDFIRE DIALOGUE

Stuart: Sheriff jus called. We lost her!
Devin: Hoaw, Sturt, haow?
Stuart: Took a rong tuurn!
Devin: Goin for mayonnaise!

 THE MISSIPPIANS
Sae, iz Horthie still razin howgs?
Yeah, butt hez not too gud atit! Whan anuthr one dies, he hasuh barbeque.
Yu know, Horthys slow....He wuz dropt on is haed.  Deer eat mostu his corn in th feel....
Mebee thas wye he awlwaez has venasun whin i go by thare.
Heel sheuwot cuuck n eat enuthang that movs, doun thair inat hollah!
Leest hes naut uh queah, lik is naybuh! Yu no, that ol boih wut razez pefaow! 
Thay strutin un poopin all ovr is plaice! Thas wun wird ol burd!

CALIFORNIANS

Stewart: Wi'r u warin uh kilt, Devin?
Devin: Thay sey its coulur, fur th crowin jowls.
Stewart: Ware yu groin?
Devin: Gotta git sommor cold fruit salud!
Stewart: Don ask me howtu git thar. Fires everwheare!
Devin: Iwon, asshole!
Stewart: Ben ice no win ya.


MISSIPPIANS

Wuzdat?
Possm steuw.
I thot u tol me itwuz sqirl!  Kudn yu getusa fat sqirl?
I traydedat fur sum wiskie!
Lees is not uh amohdilow. Am taard o amohdilow!
Am taard o sokin um ol day long!
See if yu kin git a skunk tmorowah.

The Californians:

(Gavin, kissing Afrk's butt.)
Sturt: Gavin, watr u dun hr?
Gavin: Cum t fix ur puul sown cystern!
Strt: Goutuhir, Gavin!
Gavin: Tanks Sturt!


Tuesday, October 29, 2019


Tuesday, June 11, 2019

MARIO SAVIO MISSISSIPPI SAME AS BERKELEY BABY

"...We have encountered the organized status quo in Mississippi, but it is the same in Berkeley...."

SNL: The Californians
SNL: The Mississippians.

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

THE MISSIPPIANS
Yu uh mulatto!
Soa ah yuw, yu rascl!
Weah yo peepl frum? 
Gabon, day say.
Whoa! Mine frum duh Congo!
Dey nslavd owuh asses!
Yu diservd it, bich!

THE CALIFORNIANS

Stuart (gender undetermined): Why'd yu tell im dat, Devin?
He's gonna be fried ur boild!
Devin: I culdn't hep it, Stewwart!
Stuart: Ok Devin, yur reeeetardardedd!
Devin: I kno I no. Humeans kno win dey retroarded.

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

MARIO SAVIO SNL CALIFORNIANS MISSIPPIANS SAME DAMN THING

"Last summer I went to Mississippi to join the struggle there for civil rights. This fall I am engaged in another phase of the same struggle, this time in Berkeley. The two battlefields may seem quite different to some observers, but this is not the case. The same rights are at stake in both places -- the right to participate as citizens in democratic society and the right to due process of law. Further, it is a struggle against the same enemy. In Mississippi an autocratic and powerful minority rules, through organized violence, to suppress the vast, virtually powerless majority. In California, the privileged minority manipulates the university bureaucracy to suppress the students' political expression. That "respectable" bureaucracy masks the financial plutocrats; that impersonal bureaucracy is the efficient enemy in a "Brave New World."


"In our free-speech fight at the University of California, we have come up against what may emerge as the greatest problem of our nation -- depersonalized, unresponsive bureaucracy. We have encountered the organized status quo in Mississippi, but it is the same in Berkeley. Here we find it impossible usually to meet with anyone but secretaries. Beyond that, we find functionaries who cannot make policy but can only hide behind the rules. We have discovered total lack of response on the part of the policy makers. To grasp a situation which is truly Kafkaesque, it is necessary to understand the bureaucratic mentality. And we have learned quite a bit about it this fall, more outside the classroom than in.

You might just as well rely on, say, SNL: The Californians , to solve this problem!






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