THE MENU KETCHUP IMPROV THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING

This is one of the biggies you can do, now that you have home made ketchup.

This is a classic American dressing.

I used to trowel it on what was called the Supreme Salad, at the club. This was not a weight watchers' entree, baby!
At thirteen, I weighed a ton, looked like a runt out of a John waters flick.

It was that, or blue cheese....I scorned oil and vinegar....