GLOBAL CHICK STUDIES: A GAG DISCIPLINE

 WHAT USED TO BE (WHITE ONLY) FEMINIST STUDIES,

 ALL SPOILED PRIVILEGED FUCKING WHITE CHICKS,

 IS NOW JUST PLAIN 

CHICK STUDIES

NEGRO CHICKS HAVE NOW TAKEN IT OVER HERE, SO IT IS REALLY NOW 

NEGRO CHICK STUDIES

AND WHITE CHICKS, AND ALL MALES, OF ANY COLOR,

 ARE UNDERSTUDIES FOR NEGRO CHICKS!

ALL MALES, OF ANY COLOR, ARE GUILTY, 

BUT WHITE MALES AND CHICKS ARE GUILTY OF ORIGINAL SIN,

WHEREAS ALL OFFWHITE CHICKS ARE BOTH INNOCENT AND AUTHORITATIVE, 

BUT NEGRO CHICKS ARE MORE AUTHORITATIVE THAN ANY OTHER OFFWHITE CHICKS.

TRUST ME.