PILLSBURY SAYS HE SPENT 40 YEARS BEING QUEERED BY CHINA SMELL TEST

Do you believe him?
Why? Why not?

I am just going to say a few words about the kind of investigation you should conduct now. I am going to suggest a perhaps surprising kind of inquiry for this very abstruse matter, and a special kind of test it would have to pass:

It would have to pass the smell test.

Either way, now I suggest that he is trying to queer China's unacknowledged alliance with Russia.

He is queering the queer that queered him.