Saturday, July 20, 2013
RE BBC cartoon BURLESQUECARNEY BLITHE SPIRITS PIRATES FURST SNOWDEN LADY SWAP LEAR MUTTERING ENRON HSIEH SU-WEI
BURLESQUEONLY LEONE:
Dusty (resembles King Lear) withudroponem. Creeped up behind him and G., around the stagecoach, an Italian bandito, "Ugly", a bounty hunter, hasthdropon Dusty and G:
TH GOOD TH BAD AN TH UGLY
Dusty, to Marilyn, Fu, Putin, Steingart, Lanier:
THE CAPTION ABOVE
Dusty: "Gimme all yur Snowdens...empty yur pockets."
Ugly: "Not so fast, pardner: Gimme all yur Lady's furst."
Dusty: "I aint got no Hillaries, fresh out. Wish a did."
Ugly: "Stop mutrin. I know ya gotem. Hand em oar an nobdy gits hart."
THE ONE BELOW
Dusty: "Can we deal?"
Ugly: "Gold, not Snowdens. Hillaries, I don't take em. I meen "Lady". I only take Mr. Lady, ladies, gold, an foolswifapriceonerheds.
"By th way, u got Samantha Power?"
Dusty: "Great! Gold. I got plenny u dat.
"I can't giv ya Power. Howbout Blithe Master? Cheap!"
Ugly: "Yur still muttrin! Soun lik Kristian Start!
But its a deal: gimme gold, but I don't tak paper gold, that's for suckers; and gimme Blithe. Putin, or sumbudy'll swap Blithe for Snowden. Ill make em tak er. He's got plenny o gold. She'll be an offr he cant refuse!
Dusty: " I muttr cos Im a litl retarded, but thisyere revolvr dusnt mutr."
Ugly: whispers to Dusty: "Nevr min. Im retarded tu. Putin wun't tak Power les she went Ukrainian on im.
He's also dumpn Chechens, caseudidn no.
Plenny u pepludlik to git Blithe, fur givn em Blithe Power."
Dusty: "Wats Samantha Power wurth?
Ugly: "Not Sam Power, u idiot, Blithe Power, lectricity; but lik havn paper lectricity, or papr gold: air, woosh!"
Fu to Dusty: "Mebe I can get Snowden back from Putin, if u guarantee me Hsieh Su-wei."
Dusty: "Sue who? I cant master dis."
Fu: "Shuld be easy. Shes a flirt anyway, an likes to Taiwan on!"
(Way too convoluted, even for Blitt........)
Dusty (resembles King Lear) withudroponem. Creeped up behind him and G., around the stagecoach, an Italian bandito, "Ugly", a bounty hunter, hasthdropon Dusty and G:
TH GOOD TH BAD AN TH UGLY
Dusty, to Marilyn, Fu, Putin, Steingart, Lanier:
THE CAPTION ABOVE
Dusty: "Gimme all yur Snowdens...empty yur pockets."
Ugly: "Not so fast, pardner: Gimme all yur Lady's furst."
Dusty: "I aint got no Hillaries, fresh out. Wish a did."
Ugly: "Stop mutrin. I know ya gotem. Hand em oar an nobdy gits hart."
THE ONE BELOW
Dusty: "Can we deal?"
Ugly: "Gold, not Snowdens. Hillaries, I don't take em. I meen "Lady". I only take Mr. Lady, ladies, gold, an foolswifapriceonerheds.
"By th way, u got Samantha Power?"
Dusty: "Great! Gold. I got plenny u dat.
"I can't giv ya Power. Howbout Blithe Master? Cheap!"
Ugly: "Yur still muttrin! Soun lik Kristian Start!
But its a deal: gimme gold, but I don't tak paper gold, that's for suckers; and gimme Blithe. Putin, or sumbudy'll swap Blithe for Snowden. Ill make em tak er. He's got plenny o gold. She'll be an offr he cant refuse!
Dusty: " I muttr cos Im a litl retarded, but thisyere revolvr dusnt mutr."
Ugly: whispers to Dusty: "Nevr min. Im retarded tu. Putin wun't tak Power les she went Ukrainian on im.
He's also dumpn Chechens, caseudidn no.
Plenny u pepludlik to git Blithe, fur givn em Blithe Power."
Dusty: "Wats Samantha Power wurth?
Ugly: "Not Sam Power, u idiot, Blithe Power, lectricity; but lik havn paper lectricity, or papr gold: air, woosh!"
Fu to Dusty: "Mebe I can get Snowden back from Putin, if u guarantee me Hsieh Su-wei."
Dusty: "Sue who? I cant master dis."
Fu: "Shuld be easy. Shes a flirt anyway, an likes to Taiwan on!"
(Way too convoluted, even for Blitt........)
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