Folks don't want an independent voice from a Vice President, Terri.
But isn't she too much under your physical control?
She is not a marionette, Terri. She has human rights. What do you want?
How will she preside, according to the Constitution?
She can sit up. That's what it means.
Who had been your second choice?
Stacey Abrams, but Hillary beat her out, looks, everything.
I'm surprised.
Stacey is too talkative. She does qualify as very plain. As my opponent, Donald Trump, would probably say: butt ugly, but I don't judge. Also, Stacey is frankly as big as a house! Hillary only talks when spoken to. That is a great quality in a Vice President! She's a whole lot smaller, only 3' tall. That was a plus. I can actually carry Hillary around. This was her grandfather, so it's quite a political dynasty already. (Shows Terri Gross this magazine cover.)
He's beauriful!
I wouldn't say that, Terri. I'm supposed to be picking a plain running mate.
How tall is he?
4' 7".
I'm 4' 7".
Then you must be a kind of dwarf, Terri!
That's true, Mr. Vice President. I was all of 4' 11", when I was young, but over time I shrank!
Well it's good to know that Hillary's grandfather and you are the same height.
That is comforting for me to, Mr Vice President. Does it matter much to you that Hillary has spent most of her life in a zoo, whereas Stacey Abrams has a law degree from Yale?
To be honest, Terri, I go with what Tucker Carlson said about some of these Yalies and Ivy Leaguers. He made some good points. I am trying to distance myself from that crowd as a progressive grass roots Democrat.
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