Biden Thank you, Terri.
Terri I understand that you have selected a chimp for a running mate.
Biden Yes, Terri. It was the best way out of a very difficult situation.
Terri I understand perfectly.
Biden I want to assure you, and voters, Terri, that it is a female chimp, as I promised during my campaign.
Terri I had assumed that that would be the case Mr Vice President. What is the chimp's name?
Biden Hillary.
Terri How old is she?
Biden She is a mature chimp. She has a daughter chimp, Chelsea.
Terri Is she an American citizen? We had that issue with Obama.
Biden She was born here, and has human rights. She is an American citizen under our constitution.
Some of you may think this is far fetched.
How about this, then:
https://www.theverge.com/2015/4/21/8460657/judge-gives-chimpanzees-human-rights-first-time
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