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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

VIOLIN FOIBLES

Violin owner: I have a violin with an authentic Stradivari label and a certificate.

Merchant: The firm has an old collection of authentic labels.

Violin owner: Where did they come from?

Merchant: We bought them.

Violin owner: From whom?

Merchant: A Merchant.

Violin owner: So, what is my violin?

Merchant: It's a mediocre copy.

Violin owner: How do you know?

Merchant: The label!

Violin owner: What about the certificate?

Merchant: Hahahahaha!

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