Bolivian jet, its President on Board.
Think of it, the jet, as a sort of stagecoach, really.
Dusty, with revolver trained, backed up by Goofapflebock, also armed to the teeth, has a few individuals pulled out of the stagecoach, say Gabor Steingart, Marilyn, Jaron Lanier (of all people), cacti and tumbleweeds in the background.
(Dusty's deep voice) to them: "Stick em up." (Only Marilyn fails to comply.)
"Gimme all yur Edward Snowden, an nobody gets hurt. That's yur human rites."
Term search, dusty.
Doubtless Republicans will now seek to impeach the other President over here, sitting on the ground, for all that EU wiretapping. Call it perhaps ' Snowdengate '?
If I were in the Kremlin, which I certainly will never be, I'd be laughing my ass off.
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