BURLESQUEONLY LEONE:
Dusty (resembles King Lear) withudroponem. Creeped up behind him and G., around the stagecoach, an Italian bandito, "Ugly", a bounty hunter, hasthdropon Dusty and G:
TH GOOD TH BAD AN TH UGLY
Dusty, to Marilyn, Fu, Putin, Steingart, Lanier:
THE CAPTION ABOVE
Dusty: "Gimme all yur Snowdens...empty yur pockets."
Ugly: "Not so fast, pardner: Gimme all yur Lady's furst."
Dusty: "I aint got no Hillaries, fresh out. Wish a did."
Ugly: "Stop mutrin. I know ya gotem. Hand em oar an nobdy gits hart."
THE ONE BELOW
Dusty: "Can we deal?"
Ugly: "Gold, not Snowdens. Hillaries, I don't take em. I meen "Lady". I only take Mr. Lady, ladies, gold, an foolswifapriceonerheds.
"By th way, u got Samantha Power?"
Dusty: "Great! Gold. I got plenny u dat.
"I can't giv ya Power. Howbout Blithe Master? Cheap!"
Ugly: "Yur still muttrin! Soun lik Kristian Start!
But its a deal: gimme gold, but I don't tak paper gold, that's for suckers; and gimme Blithe. Putin, or sumbudy'll swap Blithe for Snowden. Ill make em tak er. He's got plenny o gold. She'll be an offr he cant refuse!
Dusty: " I muttr cos Im a litl retarded, but thisyere revolvr dusnt mutr."
Ugly: whispers to Dusty: "Nevr min. Im retarded tu. Putin wun't tak Power les she went Ukrainian on im.
He's also dumpn Chechens, caseudidn no.
Plenny u pepludlik to git Blithe, fur givn em Blithe Power."
Dusty: "Wats Samantha Power wurth?
Ugly: "Not Sam Power, u idiot, Blithe Power, lectricity; but lik havn paper lectricity, or papr gold: air, woosh!"
Fu to Dusty: "Mebe I can get Snowden back from Putin, if u guarantee me Hsieh Su-wei."
Dusty: "Sue who? I cant master dis."
Fu: "Shuld be easy. Shes a flirt anyway, an likes to Taiwan on!"
(Way too convoluted, even for Blitt........)
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