Thursday, August 23, 2018
HOLLYWOOD CRAZY RICH AFRICANS DIALOGUE ON LOCATION AFRICA
So why did we have to come here to shoot?
We needed everybody, extras, everybody, negro.
The Chinese insisted on that.
So why did we have to come here to shoot?
We needed everybody, extras, everybody, negro.
The Chinese insisted on that.
We needed everybody, extras, everybody, negro.
The Chinese insisted on that.
Saturday, November 9, 2019
THE MENU AFRICA DIALOGUE
Ogunda: "But I cannot save you, make you my sex slave. I must kill you. We eat you."
Kate McKinnon: "Why?"
Ogunda: "My main wife...."
Kate McKinnon: "But I am gay!"
Ogunda: "She is too."
Kate McKinnon: "But I hate men."
Ogunda: "So does she! My women had to hold her down."
This post is dedicated to Pete Buttigieg.
Kate McKinnon: "Why?"
Ogunda: "My main wife...."
Kate McKinnon: "But I am gay!"
Ogunda: "She is too."
Kate McKinnon: "But I hate men."
Ogunda: "So does she! My women had to hold her down."
This post is dedicated to Pete Buttigieg.
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
ACTOR DIALOGUE ON LOCATION ASSAM CONTINUED
Why Africa?
Missionary work on the side.
Why not here?
I don't know.
Oh.
or
Why Africa?
Missionary work on the side.
Why not here?
I can't type or write. Thumbs only.
Oh.
Missionary work on the side.
Why not here?
I don't know.
Oh.
or
Why Africa?
Missionary work on the side.
Why not here?
I can't type or write. Thumbs only.
Oh.
Tuesday, August 22, 2017
BBC SOUTH AFRICA STORY WIDESPREAD CANNIBALISM
Guy shows up at a police station, saying he is tired of eating this meat, holding an arm.
Tell it to his butcher!
South Africa butcher customer dialogue:
"Rump roast?
Yes.
How is this?
There are no toes on a rump roast!"
Tell it to his butcher!
South Africa butcher customer dialogue:
"Rump roast?
Yes.
How is this?
There are no toes on a rump roast!"
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
AFRICA DEMOCRACY DIALOGUE
So, did he vote?
No. he had malaria, dysentery, parasites, hemorrhoids, and malnutrition.
So, what happened?
Coronavirus during the primary. He just went like that!
No. he had malaria, dysentery, parasites, hemorrhoids, and malnutrition.
So, what happened?
Coronavirus during the primary. He just went like that!
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
2050 GUERILLA WAR OF COLOR FOR SURVIVAL DIALOGUE (NOT YOUR WAR FOR WEALTH)
I shot a Paki the other night, thought he was an African Muslim. My bad. But, they are both Muslims.
I mistook a Thai for a Chinese Uighur. Realized it just in time!
How?
We have racial ethnic body heat identifiers (assroast physics spinoff technology). We would have mistakenly killed thousands without it!
Does it always work right?
No. Collateral damage.... Externalities.
Did you get any whites last night?
No, not that many left! They stand out. Easy targets. Ducks in a barrel! We kill em cause they're white, but also for the gold.
Do you use the heat identifier?
Yes, but don't need it! They're easier to ID than red haired Neanderthals were in prehistory.
Do you get many negroes?
No. You have to go to Africa now to get them. The Chinese captured that market. They cornered the market for negroes long ago. They're farm raised by the Chinese like cattle.
This post is dedicated to Gabor Steingart and Thomas Piketty.
I mistook a Thai for a Chinese Uighur. Realized it just in time!
How?
We have racial ethnic body heat identifiers (assroast physics spinoff technology). We would have mistakenly killed thousands without it!
Does it always work right?
No. Collateral damage.... Externalities.
Did you get any whites last night?
No, not that many left! They stand out. Easy targets. Ducks in a barrel! We kill em cause they're white, but also for the gold.
Do you use the heat identifier?
Yes, but don't need it! They're easier to ID than red haired Neanderthals were in prehistory.
Do you get many negroes?
No. You have to go to Africa now to get them. The Chinese captured that market. They cornered the market for negroes long ago. They're farm raised by the Chinese like cattle.
This post is dedicated to Gabor Steingart and Thomas Piketty.
Thursday, January 17, 2019
HAND HELD ZOMBIE STARVATION DIALOGUE EURASIA AFRICA
You're so emaciated!
I had to finish pay for the Apple!
You coulda bought China device!
Oh!
I had to finish pay for the Apple!
You coulda bought China device!
Oh!
Sunday, October 21, 2018
POLL VIOLENCE HOLLYWOOD AFGHAN DIALOGUE
Did you hear we lost three extras?
At least it's not Africa. They eat them.
Which would you rather be, a guerilla or a voter?
At least it's not Africa. They eat them.
Which would you rather be, a guerilla or a voter?
Thursday, October 18, 2018
JOURNALIST DIALOGUE NORTH AFRICA MIDDLE EAST BALKANS OR INDIA
What happened to him?
He was Khashoggied!
Why? What did he do?
He criticized the government as usual, no reform plan, no revolution, nothing new. Usual dumb stuff, Western liberalism.
So, why was he Khashoggied?
They are suddenly clamping down now on journalists who are also fools!
How many of us is that?
Almost all of us!
He was Khashoggied!
Why? What did he do?
He criticized the government as usual, no reform plan, no revolution, nothing new. Usual dumb stuff, Western liberalism.
So, why was he Khashoggied?
They are suddenly clamping down now on journalists who are also fools!
How many of us is that?
Almost all of us!
Wednesday, August 22, 2018
HOLLYWOOD AFRICA CHINA PRODUCTION SET DIALOGUE
We lost her.
How?
Outrun.
Too bad.
How?
Outrun.
Too bad.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
ACTOR DIALOGUE ON LOCATION ASSAM III THE CONVERGENCE MENU
They WhatsApp lynched another crew member, last night.
I know.
Why aren't you in Africa?
Cannibals hit where I was going.
The location or missionary post?
Both.
Must have been hungry.
I know.
Why aren't you in Africa?
Cannibals hit where I was going.
The location or missionary post?
Both.
Must have been hungry.
Monday, June 11, 2018
ACTOR DIALOGUE ON LOCATION ASSAM INDIA
So, why are you here?
Same reason as you, asshole.
We lost two more just now.
They weren't that good anyway...
I'm leaving.
Where would you get work?
Africa!
Same reason as you, asshole.
We lost two more just now.
They weren't that good anyway...
I'm leaving.
Where would you get work?
Africa!
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
GLOBAL MEDIA REPORTER OR UN PEACEKEEPER DIALOGUE
"If they eat you, does the family get reimbursed?"
"No, only if you're beheaded."
"I hope they send me to Palestine rather than Africa!"
"Yuh, we lost two last year."
See Wikipedia: list of incidents of cannibalism
"No, only if you're beheaded."
"I hope they send me to Palestine rather than Africa!"
"Yuh, we lost two last year."
See Wikipedia: list of incidents of cannibalism
aturday, December 31, 2016
HOLLYWOOD PANTHER DIRECTOR DIALOGUE
Somewhere, Hollywood, Africa, Borneo, Calcutta, Shanghai:
"Did he out you too?!"
"Yuh."
"Serves you right, you bitch!"
"Did he out you too?!"
"Yuh."
"Serves you right, you bitch!"
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