David Brooks: Jake! 1619! Dick Move!
Silverstein: Mr. Harper's Skirt! Yours is tiny under there!
Blow: Whoa hymies, back off! I need space. Any white women in here? (Looks around scared shitless, about Dowd, etc.)
Brooks: No, but sign says anything can come in here.
Silverstein: Blow is mine Brooks. Back off.
Blow to Brooks: I signed the Reply dickhead.
Brooks: Right under Jake!
Silverstein: Cool it, here's Krugman and Friedman!
Blow: I'll go either way on them!
Brooks: They know.
Krugman: Oh my god, Blow! Let's go down the hall!
(Manjoo walks in skirted whistling a Bombay ditty.)
Blow: Get lost Jake, They have arrived!
Farhad (Pointing to Jake.): Cancel him, Charles!
Blow: I already did, baby dolls! Come over here! Where you been, I missed you?
Manjoo: I bumped into Fareed. We pissed on a coupla white male founder and church monuments in Midtown on the way back from lunch on Wall St.
Silverstein: Zakaria is a Hindu dick.
Brooks: You would know.
Silverstein: It's on Twitter. Bitcoin hacked too!
Blow: So was I! A Russian.
Manjoo: So was I! From China.
So was I! Someone from the Harper's Reply, in Africa.
Kristol (Walking in, seeing Blow on Manjoo): Oh my God!
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