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Sunday, July 21, 2019

AMERICAN DOG PARK DICK MOVES DIALOGUE

One dressed red/black, the other puke green.

Is this your paper? ( Moving it to the middle of the park bench he had intentionally been hogging (Dick Move), and sitting down where it had been.)
Yes. Do you want to read it? (Dick Move Question)
No. I don't want to read it. (A pause.) Is that your pit bull? (Just a guess!)
Yes.
Get it out. It is over 20 pounds. (The city code limit there. It was probably 30 pounds.)
She is a very nice dog. (She had chased the other owner's dog around the park.)
She is over the limit. She chased my dog when we arrived. Get her out. (Area for larger dogs, across a fence. He could have taken her there first.  Dick move.)
(His nice pit bull then went after another dog, also over weight, in the small dog park.)
Time to go.
I think so. (To third, attacked, female dog owner.) Your dog is over weight too.  (Meaning she should also now take her dog to the correct side, to then be attacked by the removed pit bull. Dick move!) Has she attacked your dog before?
No. I just don't trust pit bulls.
I know. Why would you?  She's still over weight.

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