HAPPY BOOPY DAY

 Happy Burpday! XXVI

Fake dialogue:

"So, how old are you?"

"I don't know for sure!"

"Why not?"

"My birth records were either lost, or destroyed, for one thing."

"Which was it, lost or destroyed?"

"I don't recall."

"So, you once knew which?"

"I can't recall now. I'm not sure whether I once recalled which."

"So, what other reasons are there? You said 'for one thing'..."

"Oh."