POSTMODERNISM AIN'T NOBODY STRAIGHT IN POSTMODERNISM

 Ain't nobody straight in L.A

It seems that everybody is gay
Homosexuality is a part of society
I guess that they need some more variety
Freedom of expression is really the thing

Bisexuales es un grupo amoroso
Bisexuals on a loving spree

Homosexuality is a part of society
Well, I guess that they need some more variety
Freedom of expression is really the thing

Ain't nobody straight in L.A
(Ain't nobody in L.A. straight)
It seems that everybody is gay
Oooh oooh, oooh oooh,
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

"Hey, man, check that out."
Ain't nobody straight in L.A
It seems that everybody is gay

"Hey, man, let's ride out"
"Yeah c'mon, man!"
"I mean that's cool with me, uh, where we gon' go?"
"Hey, man, I know where a real hip place is on Sunset Boulevard and there's another place on La Cienega that's really..."
"Nah, nah, I saw that place on Hollywood Boulevard..."
"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bill, that place you took me the other night..."
"Yeah?"
"Hey, but wait a minute, man, that's a gay bar"
"Hey, man, ain't nothing but gay bars in Los Angeles"
"Yeah, Bill, that might be true though, but, uh... You know some of the finest women are in the gay bar"
"Hey, but dig, Bob, how do you know they women?"
"Well... uh... Hey, man, look, well, look, gay people are nice people too, man"
"Yeah, let's go, man. Let's go, man"