IF I WERE AN ETHIOPIAN I WOULD JUST TRY TO BLEND IN IN ETHIOPIA! STALKING THE WILD ETHIOPIAN!

 At least, it's all negroes there, so you at least have kind of a head start, before they catch you out!

SNL Ethiopia dialogue:

So, where did they look for you?

My village.

Where did you go?

To another village.

Where was that one?

Nearby.

What happened next?

I gave that chief a sexual favor, and he dressed me in their tribal dress.

But you're a young boy.

He did not care.

Brilliant!