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Terri Gross interviews Tarzan

Hi Tarzan.
Hi Terri.
Most of my listeners like to hear about what people like to eat. What do you like to eat?
Well, Terri, it is not what most people like.
Like, what do you mean?
I eat a lot of things people here don't see or eat.
Like what?
I eat a lot of raw meat. Not steak tartare like D' Arnot eats at Maxim's.
Who's D'Arnot?
A friend. I never thought of eating him. Others did. Long story.
I see. What else?
I eat grubs and maggots I find under dead tree stumps.
I see.
I was brought up an ape.
That sounds wonderful! So interesting.
I am glad you think so, Terri. I was happy. Happier than here.
Maybe we better stop there. So much to ponder. Thank you for coming.
My pleasure.