TERRI GROSS BRIDGET CHAPMAN INTERVIEW

So, Bridget, why are you here in America?

I am fundraising to rehome African and Muslim boat people coming into the British isles Terri.

So, why are you here rather than in Britain?

We have had trouble getting enough money for all the deserving boat people arriving from France.

Have you gone back to France to fundraise for these good deserving people back there, where they came from?

Yes, Terri, but the French are not sympathetic to their plight, since there are now so many negroes and muslims all over France, and there are many daily race riots in the streets against them.

I see. I read that the former director of the English channel said they should be sent back to France rather than allowed to seek asylum there.

Yes, but he is a Conservative, and we are progressives! We want these people here, all of them we can get, but need the money to pay for them.
Are there any jobs in Britain for these illiterate sickly migrants of color?
No, Terri, we have 50% unemployment, but it really is about the moral dimension.

I see Bridget. I am sure many of our regular viewers will be glad to donate to so worthy a cause.

Thank you Terri!
I also have a private donor group I socialize with. I call them The Primates of Park Avenue, but I don't call them that to their faces. We meet regularly for tea at The Plaza Hotel. I will spread the word among them for you!
Thank you Terri.