Hi are you here about the 24 hour home health care opening?
No, I am here about being Vice President.
Have a seat. That's almost the same thing.
Thank you. Mind if I smoke.
No problem. Mind if I drink?
Fine.
I think we'll get along great.
So do I.
Are you on any diets?
No, why?
You look a little skinny.
Are you on any medications?
Yes. Why?
I weigh 300 pounds.
Oh. My eyes are going.
That helps.
I couldn't hear you.
(She gives thumbs up.)
Did you just shoot me a bird?
No!
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