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Tuesday, May 28, 2019

TRUMPS HARDENS ATTACK ON CLIMATE CHANGE ASSROAST PHYSICS THE ANSWER

Friday, January 18, 2019

AUSTRALIA RECORD BREAKING HEAT WAVE ASSROAST PHYSICS TO BLAME

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Monday, April 14, 2014

ASTRO PHYSICS GLOBAL WARMING SCIENTIFIC DISCIPLINES EXPERTS

We are going to create a new scientific discipline.

There are several different reasons for this move, which will come out, as we go along.

You may call me Galileo, or just Leo for short.


Wednesday, April 16, 2014

THE NEW DISCIPLINE NEW HYPOTHESIS CALL IT UNIVERSAL WARMING

The new hypothesis, within the new sub discipline, is: 

" The whole universe is, only now, gradually, getting hotter."


For conservative evangelists, other terms might better be associated with it, for broader mass appeal, terms such as 

' Hot Butt Hypothesis ' .  (Remember the ' The Big Bang '?). 

These folks, evangelists, might also talk about the new discipline, in a more colorful vernacular, as say ' Ass Roast Physics '.


Room, within the new sub discipline, will have to be found for its critics, its naysayers, who will, after all, have a point.


Terms, such as ' The Tyson Effect ', etc., spring to mind, to ward off, or disarm, these scientific ideological insurgents and their inevitable messages. 

RE ASTRO PHYSICS AND GLOBAL WARMING

Everyone now acknowledges that something may now be going on with climate. 

Even conservatives sometimes say ' maybe it is changing maybe not '.

The theory that it is merely a liberal or communist conspiracy is losing ground slowly to research scientists everywhere, who themselves are sometimes rather conservative.

As a result, conservatives need a new scientific hypothesis different from global warming, other than that nothing is really going on with the climate that is new or man made.

This hypothesis need not turn out, some day, to be actually true or correct. 

No. It needs only to be presently unverifiable, and also, perhaps, it is good if it is presently unfalsifiable.



Wednesday, August 2, 2017

ASS ROAST PHYSICS PHENOMENOLOGY QUESTION FOR THE GIFTED

Many Americans have been getting bigger, not just hotter; or at least it seems to some that way..... 

To others, on the other hand, it does not seem that way at all....they see no change.

To Brandy Melville, for example, it seems so, and they actively discriminate against some, who are seen by others, and by BM, as bigger than those.

The question is: are they bigger, really, or do they only seem so, either to themselves or to others?

The more important metaphysical question: What may be causing this perceptual phenomenon?

The Republicans are liable soon to argue that it is not an agribusiness sponsored growth phenomenon at all. (But, what is, after all, an agribusiness sponsored growth phenomenon, anyway, ass roast physically?)

No, it is something entirely different!

It is rather that the universe and everything in it is expanding, and that, as a result, some of us seem larger to some of us, not just hotter, than others seem!

Hypothetically, then, we may all be getting bigger, but some of us seem to be getting bigger than others of us, to some of us, and not to others of us, or not.

The take away: big girls, who seem bigger, and also hotter, than other girls, to each other, are or may be bigger and hotter than other girls, to them.

In memory of Protagoras.

Monday, June 26, 2017

DOESN'T THAT JUST FROST YOUR ASS?

This was one of my father's favorite remarks.
 
Very versatile.

I can even think of it as a wistful Republican antidote to global warming, or a Democratic tart rejoinder to Ass Roast Physics, either one!


Saturday, April 8, 2017

NATURE AND CONVENTION TRUMP'S PHYSICS AND MORALITY SIMON SAYS

For sophists, physics and morality are both conventional: 
Global warming is real, no.
Poison gas outrage, yes.

Just one little related point: Morality is conventional, but of course that does not make it consistent.

Neither drone strikes nor poison gas are WMD, in fact the opposite. 

Neither is related to physis, global warming issue, etc., but rather are moral, tactical, political, or strategic matters.
Drone strike civilian casualties outrage: no.
Poison gas civilian casualties outrage: yes.

'Doubts about the order and stability of the physical world as a whole, and the dethronement of divinity in favor of chance and natural necessity as causes, were seized upon by upholders of the relativity of ethical conceptions and became part of the basis of their case.'
 
The Sophists considered both physics and morality to be bynomos, by convention.

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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

BBC NEW ASS ROAST PHYSICS QUESTION ANSWERED

Will coffee taste worse as the planet warms?

As an ass roast physicist myself, I can assure you that it will not.

The reason is that the whole universe is warming, not just the planet.

You should note that there is no mathematics in this explanation.

Even a Congressman could get this story right.

For Anna.

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