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Friday, May 24, 2019

ROAR

Thursday, May 24, 2018

RUSSIA DIALOGUE XI'S KIM IN THE BOX

Putin: (choking with laughter) Xi really has em going! Bad Kim, then Good Kim, then Bad Kim! 

Putin Aide: (Ready to burst with mirth) He's getting more out of this than we got out of their stupid election!

Putin: That's the only thing that makes me a little miffed! I hate to be upstaged screwing with the Yankees!

(Both roar.)

Just keep sending Chinese peasants who cross our border to  the Siberian work camps!

(Both roar again.)

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