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Friday, October 4, 2019

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KRUGMAN TRUMP SLUMP SUMP DUMP KEEPING MY POWDER DRY TO BUY YOUR ASSES AT THE BOTTOM BABY

Thursday, October 3, 2019

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TRUMP WILDER AND WILDER ASKS CHINA TO INVESTIGATE HUNTER

This is wild stuff.

On the one hand, why can't a US president ask a foreign country, any country at all, hundreds of them actually, to investigate activities of an American national in a foreign country or countries?

On the other, why would, or should, or could, a US President want to begin to go in that kind of direction, politically, legally, and or constitutionally?

You have to get someone like Bobbitt to unravel the intricacies of something like this. Daunting.

You cannot rely on the media. Way too recherche.

I DON'T SHARE THE GRETA ENTHUSIASM EITHER

People in Africa and in many Asian countries want to be as wealthy as people in Sweden.......VP

WHISTLEBLOWERS RATS NAZIS AND RUSSIANS

A whistleblower is someone who rats out someone above him to someone higher up than either of them.

Soviets and Nazis regularly killed off the whistleblower rat, even while then killing the ratee!

The whistleblower rat has proven that he cannot be trusted by anyone ever.

Some whistleblower rats are idealists. Others just want to get ahead fast.  Some are dupes or simpletons. 

Which one was Wild Bill Donovan when he ratted out his own country club?

My view is that they should all be treated as the rats they are.

That is very much to my taste.

THE ROOSKIES AND FRENCH CAN LOOK AT THESE IMAGES IN THEIR OFFICES AND CLAIM THEY ARE MERELY MONITORING BLOGS HERE

AUDIENCE TODAY THEY LOVE RANDALL COLLINS NOVEMBER BC A BUNCH OF NUDIE IMAGES IN HIS ESSAY

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IN DENIAL RE DK IDEOLOGY AND TRUMP'S REAL ANALOG MCCARTHY

Reading In Denial, p 33, the strands of Professor Kaiser's abiding ideology, the pieces of the puzzle, all fall magically into place. 

Professor Kaiser is still firmly planted in the Revisionist New Left, a reaction against the Traditionalist Left. 

New Left Revisionist themes:

Blaming McCarthyism, not the Democrats or the Left, or even liberals, for almost everything that happened later. 

Magnifying the Vietnam War as a causal factor in political decline, the rise of the neocon movement, and also blaming it for everything that happened later here, and additionally claiming it to be a consequence of McCarthyism, not of Democratic Party responsibility, etc.



Playing down the prior tendency of people like Arendt, and those others in the Traditionalist Left, to identify Nazism and Communism, especially Soviet Communism, as having been kindred  totalitarian ideologies.



Sanitizing and minimizing the enormous impact of early 20th Century Soviet Communism, and Soviet influence and espionage against the United States, especially that within the FDR and Eleanor New Deal political and military machine, and denying and minimizing its extent and importance, including in the CPUSA.


Being an atheist, a given either way, tradiitionalist or revisionist; although they don't mention it (Which for me is neither here nor there, but an assumed indicium here.)

He has, however, called out Stalin, personally, which the New Left Revisionists have had to do, because of all the credible disclosures,  in posts such as this, comparing him to Trump, an outlandish move, really, even for the revisionist left, worse in its way than some of my culinary, the menu, improv posts:

Saturday, August 24, 2019


These are all indicia of what Haynes and Klehr, and I am sure many others as well, characterize as New Left Revisionism.


If the shoe fits, wear it.

THE DAYS OF RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMEMT HERE ARE OVER BABY

You can only do research and development that makes sense when you can control your production process, your market, legally, your internet security, and exclude your attacker copycat competition. Even licensing is a pig in a poke nowadays the way it is violated.

Most companies have concluded that it is better to steal someone else's new products than develop them. That is the lesson of attacker globalization.

The West is as little able to protect its celebrities and public figures from the media and the public as it is to enforce property rights for its intellectual property or process technology. 

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

PAAR GARLAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5vDFFiU_Os

Don't miss Musette, a duet. Goulet comes back on.

BOW HUNTING

I was brought up in a sportsman's family. But it was the old tradition of country people, not aristocrats, who hunted and fished for sport but also for their food in part. 
Yet, some of the old nobility also still does so. Prince Charles fishes for salmon, etc., which they actually then have cooked and eat. But he is also a farmer and husbandman it seems, with a lot of help.
I could string a double recurve hunting bow, etc etc. That was not the usual weapon.
My father was a real outdoorsman.
I read Tarzan books.

IN DENIAL KATYN FOREST ACCOUNT ESPECIALLY FUN READING

ALGERIA ECONOMY 1820 BASED ON PIRACY SLAVERY KIDNAPPING A SHORT LIST

WEALTH TAX UNDER GLOBALIZATION IS PISSING IN THE WIND

Nobody knows this better than Krugman.
Liberace admits this, because Krugman tipped him off. 
He is laughing at Liberace behind the scenes.
He doesn't want to have to mouth stupid shit like this.
Let Liberace be the laughingstock of globalist economists.

A wealth tax in this country now will do doodly squat.  Some Congress has to approve these things, and pay for them with more than receipts from a wealth tax. 

Infrastructure, scientific research, education, etc., bullshit. 

All these have been shown to ultimately lead now to falling behind anyway. R & D (terms search: R & D) and education are the classic examples right now even at present levels. Our tech, R & D, and education have been Shanghaid for decades now.

Liberace claims those basic investments have a long record of leading to economic growth. That was before globalization, back when you had a domestic economy which could be operated on. Now, foreign firms bid on big government projects here. PPP turned into a boondogle of foreign interests. The first State road department project of that kind here was won by a European firm. 

Liberace of course doesn't get  a sniff of stuff like that queering his notions. 

Krugman doesn't want him to: Never smarten up a child like Liberace!

Rather like Thomas L Friedman recommending going state by state with market driven environmental reform. That's the way to do it!  Grass roots globalism!

GLIB GLOBALISM!

JAPAN 1635 DEALING WITH CHRISTIANS

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RE RACE INCOME AND POLITICS COMMENTS ONLY


This was a rather nice series of comments.

The US is hardly a terrible place to be poor, from a global perspective, which is the perspective liberal people here unthinkingly take.

Bozon said...
Professor
Detailed and interesting account.
I would like to note some global and historical aspects as well.
One can say that globalization has resulted in Capital Flight, regarding most all Americans. It at first seemed an investment bonanze for all.
It has not benefited middle and lower, or even upper middle income folks so much, going forward, regardless of their race. In fact it has ruined them permanently. It has hit whites especially hard across the board only in the past few decades.
Turning to the negro white situation, globalization, for them, has been nothing less than mass enormous White Flight, by analogy to the movement to the suburbs here after WWII.
Whites here, North, West, and South, have generally shown themselves more willing to give negroes an expensive jail cell, and their job to someone else, elsewhere, anywhere else than here, than a good permanent job here.
Poor whites have been getting more of the same themselves in recent decades from the effects of globalization Capital Flight.
Domestically, it is not new, and is not limited to Southern politicians. Lincoln's own Immigration Act, enacted in 1863, during the Civil War, was designed to import whites to replace negroes rendered redundant here by his war.
All the best

3:17 PM


Energyflow said...

Racism is the catchword nowadays. In the 1930s crisis it was class. Labor movement fought to bring about change. Middle class America was expanded greatly. The previous crisis of the 1860s was nominally about race. Now we have returned to that issue. Everyone is obsessed with heritage. Class identity is passé. Perhaps because it was thought dealt with. We all became middle class by dint of technology. Car, TV, fridge, internet access is all you need. We are all equal by law since 60s. All barriers were lifted to integration and immigration but it seems to not have functioned so people question the 60s revolution. It seems to have had bad results, ghettoization(white flight and auotomobility with creation of suburbia in 50s) mass incarceration of all races(war on petty drugs crime post 60s), single motherhood (black, white, hispanic due to women's liberation and welfare post 60s). But since Reagan the boomers were convinced that since in law were are equal and they were raised middle class that both problems, class and race being solved, that they could relax, let their guard down and enjoy the results of a successful struggle against injustice, end of history in a sense. Meanwhile Milton Friedman, Barry Goldwater wing of republicans agreed. Freedom could not hurt once everyone was equal. Like East block after the Berlin wall fell. What could go wrong? So all that we fought for in terms of justice in income was sacrificed in name of libertarianism or neoliberalism. Greed is good said Martin Gekko. So like the alcoholic or drug addict who got dry and just decided to party, wakes up in the same gutter he had lived in for years, America must now wake up, fight back evil of exteme capitalism and the divide of ethnic, racial and sexual hatred that comes with it as the vast majority suffer under the tricks of the post Reagan carpetbagging of America by the rich. All are exploited. Divide and conquer. TV and internet, cable TV, fascination with technology and infotainment, physical laziness plus the fight for survival (everyone is middle class, college degree so labor unions are passé). As individuals education is supposed to make us wealthy, replace collective bargaining, manufacturing was ripped out. Class warfare meant sweating blue collar types, grandpa. Not me, I got a degree, a suit. 16 hour days, no overtime pay. Idiots. The more complex society becomes the more only the very rich who control massive data banks on all sectors of society and understand complicated connections between media, education, job market, foreign trade, military can control what is happening by manipulating public opinion, lawmaking, elections to their advantage. Of course destroying your own country's middle class is killing the goose that laid the golden egg. Once the red state blue state and racial war themes ae laid to rest the bloodied antagonists will find to each other and combat the true foe. Clearly this raging against one another will get old. Dayton, Ohio massacre was a left wing antitrumpr and El Paso was a racist nationalist. Fringe elements but actually almost everyone talks, thinks like that egged on by mass media owned by rich conglomerates. One day a synagogue, a black church, another day republican baseball game or rally. Blood gets spilled and people are horrified but not if it is the other side perhaps. Like Arabs gleeful over terror attacks in the West. Meanwhile our racism , frustration is transplanted abroad. Arabs, Chinese, Russians are legal to hate. Love your neighbour ut kill pople 1000s of miles away. But ur poor distraught soldiers come back and commit atrocities or militarization of society becomes emgrained so that constant hatred comes home to roost. Our foreign policy of total control of others is coming here. Justice as excuse to carpet bomb is same argument to ban free speach online or hate and kill your neighbour for alternate opinions. Live and let live is a wise saying but long forgotten.


7:01 AM
Megan said...

I agree with you that America is a terrible place to be poor.
But it's an even worse place to be poor and Black.
See the study, "Race Matters: Income Shares, Income Inequality, and Income Mobility for all U.S. Races", 2017, National Bureau of Economic Research.
The NY Times summarized it here, accompanied by some excellent graphics.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/19/upshot/race-class-white-and-black-men.html

The study examined the income mobility (from tax data and census files) of 20,000,000 children born in the US, between 1978 and 1983. Separately by race, gender, and income quintile, it examined peoples income mobility, relative to their parents.
It's fascinating reading, and I highly recommend it.

6:57 PM
David Kaiser said...

I appreciate your comment, Megan, and I agree with it--as far as it goes. It seems to be awfully hard to get across what I am trying to say, even though I tried very hard to be clear. It is harder to be poor and black. But in a country that has about five times as many white people as black ones, and twice as many poor white people as black ones, the best way to HELP poor black people just might be to help ALL poor people--because we are a democracy in which all votes count equally. As it is, poor black people vote Democratic while most poor white people vote Republican. And things get worse FOR BOTH OF THEM.

THOMAS L FRIEDMAN EARTH RACE

TLF: The Earth Race doesn't need a giant new deal.

That is exactly what it would have needed, were it feasible here now, which it has never been.

TLF's solution, a simple one: let the market determine the most effective solutions.

We have been letting the TLF globalized market determine all things for a long time. 

That is TLF, Mr Globalization's, world.

They gave us gas guzzling mega vehicles, electric appliances that guzzled electric power, atomic energy pipe dream, you name it, the market gave it to us. 

They gave us NIMBY HIGHLY POLLUTING offshored production and investment, booming our enemies everywhere. 

They gave us the polluting boom of billions of people who cannot enter the world of even limited prosperity now, with environmental degradation from globalization itself.

They gave us no renewable, no solar. They tried to keep it that way.
A simple solution.

AIRBUS VERY OLD STORY I NOTED LONG BEFORE THIS BLOG

My view has always been: Airbus bitch, EU bitch, WTO bitch.

So, go ahead, pretend you're, say, Piketty, and ask yourself, sitting on a Bill Gates toilet:

Which bitch witch?

Image result for three witches shakespeare

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

HARVARD BEEN GETTING GANDHIED BY ASIA RIGHT THERE IN CAMBRIDGE

Gandhi means in colloquial British English the verb: Roger.

Note the black phallus arrow pointing to the color yellow, penis at bottom of Red sign.

China, Dick Move, Rogering, Gandhiing, Harvard, right there in Cambridge.

Harvard's bias is in favor of Asian nationals, not Asian Americans. 

I want to see a lot less of both, not more Asian Americans. 

Zero Asian nationals would be great. Zero tolerance.
Zero Muslims.


Protesters assemble in Boston



Image result for red china flag

ASIA ORDERS HARVARD: JUST INVEST IN THE YELLOW

Yellow Asia tells Harvard, jams American multicultural liberalism up its own multicolored ass: "Stop investing in the whiteness that has always called you yellow."

I could not say it any better. 

Harvard, already way, way, way, Asia enrollment top heavy, 

HOMETOWNED, IN ITS OWN FUCKING HOME TOWN, BY ASIANS.

Protesters assemble in Boston


She might as well have put her message, based on its colors, on this:

Image result for red china flag

hursday, September 5, 2019

DICK TAR BABY MOVES

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

FATAL LIBERAL JOURNALIST TAR BABY MOVE SAME AS FATAL ECONOMIST DICK MOVE

Same fatal move, different profession.

You don't talk about equal money for all poor and middle income people everywhere in the world, although that is what you truly, truly, believe in wholeheartedly.

Leonhardt has been kindof toying with it: Tar baby move!

His fellow NYT journalists would say, if you could hear them, at the NYT: Dick Move Leonhardt!

He also questions Brooks on the good meritocracy......

Sides with Brill, against Brooks, who says our so called meritocracy is really mostly a fat cat lawyer dick move against the middle class and the poor!

Dick Liberace Move!

Liberace likes Brill's critique of Brooks' pet meritocracy.

Same solution: hard offshoring of both!

Small dingy, choppy seas, distant unknown shore.

LEONHARDT DICK MOVE ON HIS OWN ECONOMISTS

Thursday, May 23, 2019

LIBERACE'S TAR BABIES

Monday, March 11, 2019

LIBERACE TAR BABY NYT SMALL SNIFF WHAT I HAVE LONG PROCLAIMED

Liberace, David Leonhardt, bless his heart, has long tended to believe in economists, especially his own there at NYT.

Now he is calling them out, including his own, making him also a NYT Economist Tar Baby!

'For a decade now, same mistake, again and again and again...... '

This post is dedicated to Paul Krugman, who characteristically on anything like this, is likely to lie low and wait for it to pass.

No! He weighed in..... Secular Stagnation Is Even Less Reason To Worry

He is trying to technocratically smother (in its crib) w jargon any larger implications anyone might lurch their way toward understanding re the debate between Stiglitz and Summers, or even re Stiglitz and Summers aside!

Terms search: economist fatal tar baby Rodrik

You're living in a Stag Nation

TAR BABY

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

FEW HISTORIANS OR PUNDITS HAVE TOUCHED THE REAL STORY OF WWII HOW IT WASN'T REALLY WON AFTER ALL

because for anyone here, either in a public position, or one requiring establishment patronage of any kind, it's rather like a tar baby!

Time Magazine:
"Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is taking flak this week for his use of the term "tar baby" while addressing a group of Iowa Republicans on July 29 in a reference to Boston's troubled Big Dig highway project. Was he offensive in doing so? The head of the NAACP, Bruce Gordon, believes the governor "made a bad choice" in using such a term, the civil-rights leader told the Boston Herald. But Romney has his defenders as well, among them a minister in the Nation of Islam. Romney's spokesman apologized on his behalf, saying the governor simply meant to refer to "a sticky situation."
In wandering into that territory, Romney has plenty of company. In May, rookie White House spokesman Tony Snow was asked about the government covertly collecting phone records. "I don't want to hug the tar baby of trying to comment on the program...," Snow replied, which brought him an instant round of static. Two years ago, TIME used the phrase, reporting that John Kerry's presidential advisers were telling him to get away from "the Iraq tar baby." Is tar baby a racist term? Like most elements of language, that depends on context. Calling the Big Dig a tar baby is a lot different than calling a person one. But sensitivity is not unwarranted. Among etymologists, a slur's validity hangs heavily on history. The concept of tar baby goes way back, according to Words@Random from Random House: "The tar baby is a form of a character widespread in African folklore. In various folktales, gum, wax or other sticky material is used to trap a person." The term itself was popularized by the 19th-century Uncle Remus stories by Joel Chandler Harris, in which the character Br'er Fox makes a doll out of tar to ensnare his nemesis Br'er Rabbit. The Oxford American Dictionary defines tar baby much like Romney used it, "a difficult problem, that is only aggravated by attempts to solve it." But the term also has had racial implications. In his book Coup, John Updike says of a white woman who prefers the company of black men, "some questing chromosome within holds her sexually fast to the tar baby." The Oxford English Dictionary (but not the print version of its American counterpart) says that tar baby is a derogatory term used for "a black or a Maori." So, is use of the term today a case of insensitivity? Or is the controversy caused by political correctness gone amok? The dictionary writers point out that a word's origins and its popular perception can be divergent. Current examples include the detoxification of the words suck and slut, both of which have slipped into mainstream usage. "All words have life cycles," says Erin McKean, editor-in-chief of the Oxford American Dictionary "What's really important is not etymologically what it means, but the effect it has." And that is a constantly evolving standard. Witness the debate over who can and can't use the N-word. McKean says that the next print version of the Oxford American Dictionary will note that tar baby can have derogatory connotations. Which may help public figures avoid becoming ensnared by Br'er Fox more than a century after he set his little trap."

Friday, August 27, 2010

RE: THIS IS NOT A RECOVERY MISE EN SCENE OFFSHORING ECONOMISTS CASTAWAYS: MS' TRIDENT

Question, Re trying something 'unconventional' re jobs:

Would offshoring some economist jobs to China or India help?

If so, which jobs?

How about this, only those economists who favor less offshoring of other jobs,

should be offshored.

Or, since we can't pick winners, let's let the market decide which kinds of

economists to offshore?

Similarly for all other professions.

Makes a lot of sense really.

How about a preliminary sketch for a cartoon:

MISE EN SCENE:

Show a, how shall I put it, show a scene, say with a stultifera navis, a small sail boat, being embarked at a small pier, vast expanse of ocean stretching to the edge of page, palm trees for calming effect,

depicting only economists, Say Chicago School individuals, Fed folks, and their friends and families, favoring offshoring, being offshored.

"Offshoring" here means being marooned on a small boat drifting toward a foreign shore.

Think perhaps Gilligan's Island, but the 'professors' here are not any where near as handsome as the ones on the show, although have not yet been turned into bonobos for a future cartoon.

I just throw this in, in case there are any contemporary philosophers out there, for whom beauty versus ugliness is a compelling intellectual criterion of judgment.

Theme music: Bali Hai,


THEME MOVIE: South Pacific. What else.

A better alternative, perhaps, just to leave no philosopher's stone unturned, might be to offshore not only economists who favor, or disfavor offshoring, a mere Morton's Fork;

but also those who are undecided or unsure, all three possibilities, what I would call a Ms' Triton, or Trident.

Contrary to the Morton's Fork, however, all three alternatives are good ones.

Friday, February 23, 2018

FATAL ECONOMIST TAR BABY MOVE


Rodrik blunders into talking about convergence...

Economist Tar Baby move!

He calls it redistribution, but he is talking about redistribution on a global scale, not redistribution, as it is normally discussed, in obsolete domestic economies, take from the rich and give to the poor.

No.

This redistribution is take from all rich countries' citizens (including even the super rich) and give to poor countries' citizens (and their new super rich), on an enormous, unprecedented scale.
It is called global income convergence.

He suggests a New Deal FDR type tiny band aid for this enormous, deep, and lasting economic gash in advanced Western countries' economies.

Piketty was frankly smarter than Rodrik: he wouldn't touch the economists' tar baby subject of income convergence at all!
Terms search: offshoring economists:

SOME THINGS WERE TRUE EVEN THOUGH MCCARTHY SAID THEM

Just as TLF admitted with Trump.

"...The political figure from American history whom Donald Trump most resembles, it seems to me, is Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin, who for a little more than four years--from February 1950 until the middle of 1954--terrorized Washington and much of the country with accusations of Communist conspiracies in the State Department, in other parts of the Truman Administration, and inside the Democratic Party.  The chief counsel of McCarthy's Senate Permanent Investigations Subcommittee, Roy Cohn, later became associated with Trump in the 1970s and 1980s, and Trump credits him with a good deal of influence upon him.

"...Having "discovered" more than 200 non-existent Communists in the State Department, McCarthy treated all the opposition to him as evidence of how vast the Communist conspiracy was...." DK

Why not try to attack VENONA findings, rather than imply falsely that McCarthy was onto nothing but illusory Communist conspiracies. 

Rather like attacking the existence of the holocaust, or attacking the reality of global warming.

For that matter, why then believe David Reich re ancient DNA, if you don't believe the VENONA research findings even with their uncertainties? 

Why?

The number of Americans working as Soviet agents in federal positions, some at the top of government, named in VENONA, is 300. The total number of mere CPUSA members in these organizations was probably much larger, but members routinely hid their membership.

For those who have read VENONA books, great.
Take a look at In Denial, by Haynes and Klehr. Interesting discussion of a libel case in Britain against a holocaust denyer historian.

The sad thing, about the legacy of the New Left in academia, to this day, is that global communism was always a pipe dream, without regard to the case of the Soviet regime, or the
Chinese regime, pro or contra.


BURKE JEFFERSON EN FACE THE LANGUAGE OF LIBERTY CH 3

Wonderful passage, in this long wonderful chapter, Burke p 278, Jefferson p 279.

40% OF WHITES CAME IN BONDAGE 4 TO 7 YEARS MANY FOR HARD LABOR AND SEPARATED FROM FAMILY LIKE SLAVES

Faced by this rising tide of immigration, Pennsylvania Quakers remained keenly aware of the political proclivities of Presbyterians.  Daniel Morris emigrated from Scotland in 1770 aged 14, and 'my father not being able to pay for my passage', he recorded, 'I was sold' as an indentured servant to John Garrett.  After the British evacuated Philadelphia, and Washington's army was approaching, wrote Morris:

I TOLD MY MASTER, WHO WAS A QUAKER, OF IT.  HE SAID, 'DOES THEE NOT WISH THAT THEY WOULD COME AND PRESS MY HORSE AND WAGON AND PRESS THEE TO DRIVE IT?' I TOLD HIM I DID.  I HAD A WHIP IN MY HAND WHICH HE TOOK FROM ME AND GAVE ME SEVERAL LASHES WITH IT AND SAID, 'THEE SCOTCH REBEL, THOU WAS A REBEL IN THINE OWN COUNTRY, AND NOW THOU HAS COME HERE TO REBEL.' SO I WAS DETERMINED TO LEAVE HIM, WHICH I DID.

-- and enlisted in the revolutionary army.  John C. Dann (ed) p. 162.

Lincoln was thought by the negroes at Second Creek to be about to liberate them from slavery; just as Daniel Morris had thought, "four score and seven years" or so before, that Washington was coming to liberate him from bondage.


DEMOCRATS GETTING HIM READY FOR IMPEACHMENT


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By Jacques Callot - Städel Museum, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=27526621

Pelosi at right, Sanders left.

THE MENU FAUX SMOKED SALMON PATE OR SMOKED FISH SPREAD IMPROV

You probably would never have heard of such a thing.  Here it is:

You take canned health food store salmon. Drain, if in oil, use oil for something else maybe marinara sauce ingredient.

Add to canned salmon minced onion, crushed or granulated garlic, capers and some caper juice, a touch of tabasco or other hot sauce, a dash of dill pickle juice or minced dill pickle to taste; you could also do sweet pickle here.
Now for the mystery ingredient: minced cooked smoked bacon, and or some drippings, at least a tablespoon for a 12 oz can of salmon.

When you whirl this with a fork into a pate, voila, faux smoked salmon pate.

Most people who taste this will not tell the difference.
It is like what they call smoked fish spread, in which you can substitute other fish for salmon. Mackerel or sardines would be good. You could do this with leftover baked fried or broiled fish.

You could actually bake or broil fish under a layer of smoked bacon, to very good effect, call it smoked fish, remove the bacon before serving and fool your friends. Say you just heated up store bought smoked fish.

Trust me, they won't know the difference.

Many prepared foods are now spiked with what is called smoke flavor. This is just a way of doing that but not with smoke flavor.