ROOSKIES LOVE THIS SHIT I LIKE TO THINK IT'S MY MENUS

Entry	Pageviews
Russia	60
United States	51
France	32
Ukraine	28
Unknown Region	21
Portugal	17
Brazil	8
Germany	6
Australia	1
Ireland	1

But, alas, it's not. 

Even my menu posts referring to Putin's chef dad fall flat as Thomas L Friedman's world.