Billionaires like very expensive lofty places with views.
I say make the moon a special colony for billionaires who want the best views!
Of course, little Greta Thunberg will go ape shit when she reads this, but frankly who cares about cost, or the environment, when you can go to the moon!
CNN NPR OPEN MIKE COVERAGE MOON DIALOGUE:
Are those dwarves I see over there?
No, Japanese billionaires and Greta Thunberg!
Let's get closer if we can. They are so small!
I heard they are sending one of us to the moon!
Which one?
You, Terry!
(My dream: Sending Terry Gross to the moon. Terms search: Gross)
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