Thursday, December 29, 2011
RE political science for dummies
China:
You beg borrow and steal two cows.
You clone them.
You lower the price of milk to almost zero.
All other cows are then promptly killed for beef steaks
in most places.
You raise the price of milk astronomically.
You are attacked by milk customers,
and your own denizens,
and killed,
along with your herd, unfortunately,
which you had used as a shield (Not The Shield Of Achilles!).
No milk is left anywhere, except
Japan:
Japan has been hiding two cows and a bull.
They now pop out, for milk for Japan only, with pasturage now to the West and the East, and room to multiply.
You beg borrow and steal two cows.
You clone them.
You lower the price of milk to almost zero.
All other cows are then promptly killed for beef steaks
in most places.
You raise the price of milk astronomically.
You are attacked by milk customers,
and your own denizens,
and killed,
along with your herd, unfortunately,
which you had used as a shield (Not The Shield Of Achilles!).
No milk is left anywhere, except
Japan:
Japan has been hiding two cows and a bull.
They now pop out, for milk for Japan only, with pasturage now to the West and the East, and room to multiply.
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