Well, my brother, I woke up, had some tea, and then cut off the head of a blasphemer.
That is well. What did you do next?
I went to the market and bought some food for dinner.
Did anyone object when you obeyed Islamic law, my brother?
No, my brother, this is a holy area. They wished his head cut off.
If anyone had objected, what would you have done then?
I would have cut his or her head off too, as you know, my brother.
That is well. You have spoken well my brother.
If an infedel tried to attack you for this, such as the infidel Frenchman Macron?
I would be glad to cut his head off when convenient.
Would you also consider disemboweling him, oh my brother?
Not at this time, my brother, unless he blasphemes further.
What about certain American comedy shows, SNL for example?
I would disembowel leaving the heads on, temporarily. What infidels call talking heads.
What a gracious solution to a doctrinal problem, oh my brother!
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