Perlman’s jibe at Jordan prompted Cruz to wade in, writing: “Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup and stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k – to the nonpolitical charity of your choice – that you couldn’t last five minutes in the wrestling ring with Jim Jordan without getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?”
Perlman, 70, was indeed up for it, writing: “Wait, is this THEE Ted Cruz? Holy shit man! Is this the same guy let little Donnie call his wife a dog and his father an assassin and now kisses his ass? Yo, can I get your autograph man?”
That was a reference to Trump’s brutal attacks on Cruz and his family during the 2016 Republican primary; personal attacks the senator has seemingly set aside as he has become one of the president’s fiercest supporters.
Perlman continued: “I tell you what Teddy boy, since mentioning Jim Jordanand wrestling is … problematic, why don’t we say fuck him and just make it you and me. I’ll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the taxpayer money you were thinking of spending.”
Cruz, 49, replied: “I get it, you’re rich. But, apparently, soft. You sure seem scared to wrestle Jordan (whom you keep insulting). Can’t take the heat? Need to get a manicure?”
Commenting on the exchange, the former Texas Tribune editor Emily Ramshaw wrote: “Squint and imagine if women ran everything.”
The New York Times reporter Maggie Astor added: “God, men are exhausting.”And there, for the moment and with the dignity of the US Congress dragged further through the Washington mud, the matter briefly rested.
By Monday evening, Perlman had extended the invitation to the Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell. “Ya know ted, I’ve been giving this some thought – leave @Jim_Jordan home and give me 10 minutes with you and Mitch McConnell. Let’s see what else you muthafuckas can obstruct besides justice.”
Perlman may, however, have reason for caution – or at least proper preparation – should such a bout come to pass.
Cruz has form in sports-based charity challenges with political opponents. In June 2018 he challenged the comedian and late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel to a game of one-on-one basketball, after Kimmel said he looked “like a blobfish”.
Cruz won, but the real beneficiaries were the Texas children’s hospital and Generation One, a Houston education non-profit, which shared more than $80,000.
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
VINCENT COMES FOR TED CRUZ
Now, he's getting ready to take off like a locomotive as Ted sees him, a latino midget or albino pygmy!
Either way, small, juicy, prey!
Swimmers scared shitless, pooping in the pool! Looking back or up.
But now, tail twitching spasmodically, already up for the charge, bloodstained eyes on Cruz' plump mini bum.
No Kamala there, to hold him back!
When he reaches him, don't look.
It won't be wrestling,......... just loud cracking sounds of bones crunched and flesh bolted down.
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