THE MENU FAKE FOOD WRITER

I am sort of a ' food writer ', but not the usual kind.

I write about it, but I mix it up with other agendas.  Sometimes they, the so called menu items, are bad just jokes in bad taste.

Sometimes I really cook it, or have cooked or made it. Sometimes not.

They, real food writers, usually don't.  They critique restaurants, or provenders, or food industries, etc.