FOR BOUPY

Honey:

Hoppy dawg burp day!
Tweny sumting.

Guess what?
You're neither a teenager, nor yet an adult.

You're in 
(Twilight Zone theme music)
two two two two
two two two two

the Two Zero Twilight Zone

Break a leg!

The Un Menu, 
for your Barf day;
dings yu can't eat:

No ouzo
No escargot
No pepper chips
No blood sausages, eg Bastourmas
No vindaloo
No Tarzan stek tartar
No Dover soul (sic)
No human blood (very popular now, I don't know why)
No absinthe
No Pernod
No Caesar salad done right or wrong
No Boeuf Wellington
No rabbit
No Leopard Man cuisine
No keema nan
No squirrel
No retsina
No caviar
No tarrapin
No vodka
No possum
No Cheetos
No chardonnay
No sweetbreads
No Rocky Mountain Oysters
No beer

Dis gives ya sume idea wat is ok on dis day.

Audio ref: Steppenwolf, Happy Birthday

Photo ref, here I am celebrating, in costume:




Awl da bescht,
De ole Schmuck