DUSTY WANTS CHEMICAL WEAPONS

Dusty: "Gimme all yur chemical weapons, an nobudy gits hirt."
Assad: "No chemical weapons here."
Dusty: "Giv em up, an I'll print some dollars for ya.
And I won't bomb ya, yet. ' Yet ', that's yur humn rites."

Assad: "No dice, on th dollars. Everbudy knows wat kaka dat is. Butt, spekin o Humean rites, Keepum. Jes Gimme Samantha Power, no fake dollars, no ' yet ', or no deal."

Dusty: "No dice. Im keepin her, fur a rainy day. Ill jes bom ya. Tanks."