For the globalists out there, here is a sure prescription for feel good constipation:
Start, for an early lunch, with Spanish bean soup, then with Spanish or Mexican black or red beans and yellow rice, or a cheese and bean burrito, your choice, as the entree.
We were always told: very healthy!
Then, for dinner, go straight for Chinese food, sticky white rice, Asian so called vegetables, fried wonton, soy sauce to wash it all down.
Around midnight, break out the pasta e fagioli, with formaggio bruschetta as the appetizer!
You can substitute, for any of the above, east European potato pancakes, fatty pork sausages, heavy cream of cabbage soup.
That's a diet for a Roman gladiator or a marathoner!
If anyone actually ate this, and then died, the relatives in Massachusetts would ask the prosecutors up there to prosecute me.
The Mass legislature would promptly generate a new crime:
Menuslaughter
Video reference: La Grande Bouffe
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