THE CONTAGION OF LIBERTY SHOULD CHIMPS HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS? BOSTONIA COVER STORY

I think they should also, for example, be able to vote, especially in Massachusetts, by proxy through their keepers.

 

They would of course be presumed, in law, to prefer the candidates their keepers happen to prefer.

 

But that is not so very different from how the average American votes now...

 

It would be a growth industry for many different professions, including journalism.

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