The race, it seems, will be decided by whose dead cat bounces just a little higher than the other's.
It is very close.
So close it seems that, in Florida, they will have to do autopsies on the cats.
A cat that isn't dead on impact (they do have nine lives), but jumps a little, will be disqualified.
Victory must be determined by the bounce of a dead cat.
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