There might be certain types of scents,
eg Eau De Skunk, or Eau de Paper Mill, Sulphurbomb,
to ward off would-be intimacers.
Things like that.
Clothing lines would be, of course, designed to deter closer attention, disguise the figure, and even the sex,
such as camouflage type attire,
or even use of plastic foliage (A midsummer Nights Dream)
to obscure the entire human form.
This type of product might be especially useful for some of the learned profession, physicists, philosophers, etc.
Astrophysicists, in particular, might use them to ward off overtures, call them 'Tyson Collaborations',
where the objects at issue are less the equations, observations, or hypotheses, than the anatomical virtues of the specialists themselves.
One might launch a side theme, to the chastity one,
avoiding vampire bites
call it say
VAMPOFF
(futile of course, but it's the game that counts),
say a velcro, wrap on, neck bandage like thing.
It might have the signs of the cross,
and other good things,
the term 'Gaga', behind a circle within an X,
to ward off the little beasts.
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