Thank you....(Applause) Thank you.....(Applause)
Thank you....(Applause) Thank you....(applause)
Now, you think you know who I am.
I see it in your faces.
(Pointing at someone in the audience)"Radovan on parole?"
"DeNiro?"
"Manafort?"
"W?"
"Nicholson?"
"Ford?"
"Walken?"
"McKellen?"
"Hopkins?"................
You tell me.
(Old white men all look alike.)
No takers?
Thank you, nice try!
The games we play, here on SNL.
But, No.
Not today.
You don't really know! Admit it!
Does that bother anybody? Raise your hand.
Scared to raise your hand?
Shame on you!
Why? Never been with someone on stage you didn't know?
Little scary?..........
Good.
I was in some horror, vampire, movies.
Don't worry, you're safe in the audience, for now......
Dead from New York, it's Saturday Night!
Dedicated to you, honey.
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