Cast:
Deepee (white rapper type),
Fefe,
Boopy,
Pete (retarded),
Waiter (black).
Mise en scene:
A bar, with sidewalk tables; LA; now.
Waiter, to Deepee and Boopy, seated:
"What would you like?" (The best possible King's English.)
Deepee: "A whiskey, and a triple cognac for her, my boy."
Fefe, miraculously, walks by, sees Deepee and Boopy,
walks over to Deepee, whom she knows from prior intimacies, and says:
" You a_____!
How can you take up with that s___",
and slaps his face.
She then yells at Boopy: "You s___!", and hits her in the stomach.
Pete, a passerby retard, and a stammerer, mindlessly chanting 'Taup Fardy, Taup fardy, taup fardy, taup fardy, fardyfardyfardyfardyfardyfardyfardy',
mumbles loudly to Fefe,
as she is punching Boopy, "yur meaneeneeneen".
Fefe then barks at Pete, "Shut up, you idiot", who is also clumsy and ungainly,
and starts pounding him too. Pete puts up a poor defense to this onslaught.
Pete screams "I'm, Petepetepetepetepetepete,
I'm retardardardardardardardedededededededededed,"
as if this were a defense to a sound drubbing from an already enraged Fefe.
Boopy, recovered from her smash in the stomach, then pulls Fefe off Pete,
who says to Boopy "Yur bluteefoolfoolfoolfoolfool"
as Boopy is now smashing Fefe all about the face and body at will and yelling profanities at her as well,
such as she can't sing a note, or hold a tune, or keep a beat, things like that.
Deepee walks away at that point,
leaving the others to proceed as best they can.
Meanwhile, the pepperoni paparazzi have been snapping all of this interlude, as ordered, for the papers.
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