Re Barry Blitt image re security umbrella Middle East Shield of Achilles

He has, under his Hoo Haw section, an image of Marilyn Monroe, covered over, but above the subway vent, with skirt spread umbrella-like.

Why not show this as an image of a security umbrella for the Middle East, with this type of image descending, similarly to Mary Poppins in others I have described, from say 10 feet above the ground, over a desert landscape, with date palm trees at an oasis, plus a spring, at near right or left.

The caption above:

Middle East Security Blanket deploying.

The Caption below:

The Shield Of Achilles