Wednesday, June 28, 2017
VIOLIN FOIBLES
Violin owner: I have a violin with an authentic Stradivari label and a certificate.
Merchant: The firm has an old collection of authentic labels.
Violin owner: Where did they come from?
Merchant: We bought them.
Violin owner: From whom?
Merchant: A Merchant.
Violin owner: So, what is my violin?
Merchant: It's a mediocre copy.
Violin owner: How do you know?
Merchant: The label!
Violin owner: What about the certificate?
Merchant: Hahahahaha!
Merchant: The firm has an old collection of authentic labels.
Violin owner: Where did they come from?
Merchant: We bought them.
Violin owner: From whom?
Merchant: A Merchant.
Violin owner: So, what is my violin?
Merchant: It's a mediocre copy.
Violin owner: How do you know?
Merchant: The label!
Violin owner: What about the certificate?
Merchant: Hahahahaha!
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