Saturday, June 15, 2019
THE MENU THE MISSIPPIANS
Sitting on the porch, stew pot on the floor in front of them.
Wuzdat?
Possm steuw.
I thot u tol me itwuz sqirl! Kudn yu getusa fat sqirl?
I traydedat fur sum wiskie!
Lees is not uh amohdilow. Am taard o amohdilow!
Am taard o sokin um ol day long!
See if yu kin git a skunk tmorowah.
Wuzdat?
Possm steuw.
I thot u tol me itwuz sqirl! Kudn yu getusa fat sqirl?
I traydedat fur sum wiskie!
Lees is not uh amohdilow. Am taard o amohdilow!
Am taard o sokin um ol day long!
See if yu kin git a skunk tmorowah.
THE MENU THE MISSIPPIANS SKUNK IS BETTER THAN RACCOON OR OPOSSUM
'Incidentally, skunks are edible. The Indians ate skunk and so has many a trapper. I tried it, rolling pieces of cleanly-skinned carcass in flour and browning and steaming them in a skillet. It is better than raccoon or opossum, but a skunk is bony and not as well padded with meat as a rabbit.'
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
THE MISSIPPIANS ON THE FRONT PORCH AS USUAL
Horthy, did yur sistr git un uh boar shun yesturdee?
Howd duw no, u sunovuhbich!
Mai bruthr diddit far hir, u dum shit!
Theyn whyd u breng it up?
He saed she's uz beig uz uh hows!
Whi, u soaree sunovubich! Yur th sizova church, U megah!
Tak dat back or iol beet u tueuah bludy pulp!
U jes triy it!
Howd duw no, u sunovuhbich!
Mai bruthr diddit far hir, u dum shit!
Theyn whyd u breng it up?
He saed she's uz beig uz uh hows!
Whi, u soaree sunovubich! Yur th sizova church, U megah!
Tak dat back or iol beet u tueuah bludy pulp!
U jes triy it!
Wednesday, June 12, 2019
THE MISSIPPIANS
The shack. Two 400 pounders, settin on th porch.
Pass thu lil Debbies, honee.
Imnt finisd wifm yet.
Jes passum n sweep th flouwr.
Widonu swep th flor, un taak th garbaj owt too!
I alredie tuk it owt wonc tday.
Its mostly yur stuf!
Sow wat!
Pass thu lil Debbies, honee.
Imnt finisd wifm yet.
Jes passum n sweep th flouwr.
Widonu swep th flor, un taak th garbaj owt too!
I alredie tuk it owt wonc tday.
Its mostly yur stuf!
Sow wat!
Thursday, June 20, 2019
THE MISSIPPIANS
Whie u nevr did git hichd?
No wimen wud tak me, why th hael u think?
I think mebee yur uh lil bit queah, liyk my queenie cuzin Rae!
Dat's my cuzin too!
Rae's knot so queah queah. Hes manely jes cunfusd ubowt things. Liks wimens clos, things lik dat.
His mammie saed he been dropd on is head!
No wimen wud tak me, why th hael u think?
I think mebee yur uh lil bit queah, liyk my queenie cuzin Rae!
Dat's my cuzin too!
Rae's knot so queah queah. Hes manely jes cunfusd ubowt things. Liks wimens clos, things lik dat.
His mammie saed he been dropd on is head!
THE MISSIPPIANS
Hoo r thoes foks ova thaeh n dat bus?
Dey turisss!
Wuh dey lukinat heah?
YU! an ME!
Wai?
Kuz weah sow happie!
Yeah, Im gunna git lukey tunnite.
This is dedicated to Pharrell Williams.
Dey turisss!
Wuh dey lukinat heah?
YU! an ME!
Wai?
Kuz weah sow happie!
Yeah, Im gunna git lukey tunnite.
This is dedicated to Pharrell Williams.
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
THE MISSIPPIANS
Yu uh mulatto!
Soa ah yuw, yu rascl!
Weah yo peepl frum?
Gabon, day say.
Whoa! Mine frum duh Congo!
Dey nslavd owuh asses!
Yu diservd it, bich!
Soa ah yuw, yu rascl!
Weah yo peepl frum?
Gabon, day say.
Whoa! Mine frum duh Congo!
Dey nslavd owuh asses!
Yu diservd it, bich!
US troops in Gabon remain focused on Congo despite local coup attempt.
Monday, June 17, 2019
THE MISSIPPIANS
Thay tawkin raparashuns fur nigras lack mee!
Whoos gun uh giv yu ainuthang? Gawd?
Naw... Foks say Im direk desindid frum yuh slavewomn o yu!
Yu jes trie un tak a raparoshun frum me fur yu, yu crazie nigr!
Wi not? Yur grandaddie enslaved my blak ass!
Don yu membr Im yur secun cuzn frm unothr slavwumin?
Yur nawt gitin raprashoms frum me fur dat!
Yu jes trie me!
Yu jes trie me!
THE MISSIPPIANS FATHERS' DAY
Whar yu goin, oawl draist up?
Church, whar yu thank?
Noat ever Sunde ow th yeer!
Daids th preachr....
Church, whar yu thank?
Noat ever Sunde ow th yeer!
Daids th preachr....
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