He had it so right in New Hampshire, when he landed on Cruz and Rubio like a Chris Farley ton of bricks.
Pretend you are watching him, making his spiel, Cruz and Rubio sitting on the sofa where Spade and his sister sat; they then eventually dive under the coffee table, can't take any more; with that, Christie roars "you need to be taught a lesson!" as he sails aloft, above the coffee table.
He then lands on that coffee table, as in the SNL motivational speaker skit, with Cruz and Rubio, squashed flat beneath.
Thomas Friedman could be muttering to himself nearby "The Party Is Flat".
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